Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Lesson 87-Epic Fail

Here's the best recipe I've found so far for screwing up your diet.  Ready...

1)  Go to Zumba after a grumpy day at work and annoying traffic
2)  Have a new Zumba teacher
3)  Be very very annoyed by new Zumba teacher
4)  Be so annoyed by new Zumba teacher you walk out after 25-ish minutes
5)  Feel grumpy, annoyed, and pathetic for yourself
6)  Because you are feeling so grumpy, annoyed, and pathetic stop at Burger King for dinner
7)  Order a double cheeseburger, fries, Dr Pepper, and a milkshake
8)  Eat that ridiculous amount of food
9)  Feel even sorrier for yourself
10)  Go to bed early because you're now feeling grumpy, annoyed, pathetic, and fat


  1. Nice, I'll have to remember that.

  2. I think we were separated at birth. Hope tomorrow is better.

  3. I would have gone with onion rings instead! :)

  4. It might be a way to screw up your diet- but you sounds like my kind of exercise buddy. ;)


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