Husband: "Mumble mumble mumble"
Me: "What did you say"
Me: "You said something. What did you say?"
Husband: "Nothing"Me: "Look me in the eye and tell me you didn't say anything." (Now would be the time to tell you that this conversation took place over the phone)
Husband: "Okay I'm looking you in the eye and I didn't say anything."
He then told me what he said to which I responded that his response didn't make sense to the question I had asked just prior to the "mumblemumblemumble".
Husband: "Well I didn't hear your question"
Me: "That's the third lie you've told me in the last 45 seconds."
Husband: "Well I won't lie in the next 15 seconds, so I only told 3 lies in a minute. Where are you?"
Me: "Still driving home."
Husband: "I know that. But where are you now?"
Me: "On my way home."
Husband: "Oh you and your secrets."
Me: "Well you lie and I'm secretive. I think we've just discovered the secret to marriage."
Please note that this was all said in jest. Neither Husband nor I think lies and secrets are the key to marriage, but we do think having fun and being silly have something to do with a happy marriage!